I changed my mind. That's what women do.

I kept the Blackberry. I'm not sure why.

I still have time to take it back if I want, but it is kind of convenient.

Although there are numerous features that I disabled because I will never use them.

And now I have even more reason to complain about people forwarding emails.

It's bad enough to receive 42 silly poems and jokes every day. (Which I rarely read, by the way, so if you are someone who sends them, you are wasting your time and mine. Unless it's really short, or something political, in which case I will try to read it if I can find the time.)

But if you want to be sure that I will not read your email, forward it, requiring me to scroll through the hundreds of email addresses it was forwarded to before me.

That's annoying on the computer. It's torture on a Blackberry.

IT'S SIMPLE TO COPY AND PASTE!!! TRY IT!!

And PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE stop sending me those email angels or pictures of Jesus that tell me I am going to burn in hell if I don't forward them.

Please. Just stop.