Man up, Nicky!

I normally couldn't care less what any so-called "celebrity" does or says. But I happened to hear these tapes last night on Nancy Grace, and I have never liked this punk Nick Bollea (Hogan) kid anyway. The one time I saw his reality show was more than I could stand. He and his sister act like spoiled brats and their parents are both stupid.

Now he has been recorded whining to Mommy and Daddy about the conditions of his jail cell. If you don't know the story behind this, Google it, because I'm too lazy to explain it.

This would be hilarious if it wasn't so sick. "Oh, Mommy, I miss getting into the Escalade with you! I miss hanging out on the boat. I don't even have a window in my cell!"

Ok, what his mom said did make me laugh. "I'm at the beach house by myself. It's not the same. WAAAAAHHHHHH!!" Really, you have to listen to that part at least. It's better than any Saturday Night Live skit.

"Can't they just move you to a room with a window? It's not like you're asking for a lot. Just a window. This isn't fair. You're my baby. You're my Bubba."

Oh gag me.

Then Grandma gets on the phone. "Well, you have to look at the bright side. It could be worse."

Yeah. He could be in a hospital bed with half of his brain removed.

The beach house? The Escalade? The boat? Thanks to him, his friend will most likely never wake up again (they really did remove part of his brain), and he is trying to get Daddy Hogan to pull some strings for him, and crying because he has to spend 8 months in a cell with no view!

BOO-Freaking-HOO!

(Okay, I feel better now.)