Man bag? I don't think so.

There is a gay guy who hangs out in the Starbucks near my house. Yes, I know he is gay just by looking at him. Go ahead, call me politically incorrect. He walks more like a woman than I do. He sits with his legs crossed, swinging one foot and reading women's magazines. I'm almost positive he has a little makeup on. He holds his coffee cup with his pinky finger extended. And he carries a purse.

These days, you can buy something called a "man bag". I was reading something online about it, and this particular site stated that it is very important that these bags do not look like they were made for women. Well, guess what? They do! I'm sorry, but there is no such thing as a "man" bag. It's a purse. If you are a man, and you carry a purse on a strap on your shoulder, you look gay. :)

Have I made myself clear?

And for the record, I am not a "homophobe". That word implies that I am afraid of gay people. I do not care if you are gay. I just don't get it when a man over-emphasizes feminine qualities.